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    a joke/storry that made me laugh today

    Ron Chestna, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
    Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
    The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
    Ron replied, "That would be my wife."

    Feel obliged to contribute to this thread...
    ʇı ɟo ǝʇnuıɯ ʎɹǝʌǝ ʎoظuǝ ı 'ʎʇıuɐsuı ɯoɹɟ ɹǝɟɟns ʇuop ı

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    Quote Originally Posted by balansero View Post
    ron chestna, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. And was asked where he was going at that time of night.
    Ron replied, "i'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
    the officer asked, "really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
    ron replied, "that would be my wife."

    feel obliged to contribute to this thread...
    funny !

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    He was an avid fisherman. He had tried every type except ice fishing.
    He bought books, looked on the 'net and got exactly the right gear.
    He goes out on the lake, sets up his gear, makes the proper size hole, drops
    his line,
    and waits .....

    Six hours later all he has caught is a cold.
    He watches a little boy walk out on the lake, bang a hole in the ice with an
    old hammer,
    take out a stick, a piece of string and a safety pin drop his line and pull
    up a fish.
    And another fish, and another...

    Within ten minutes the kid has a pile of fish. The fisherman goes over to
    him.
    "I've been out here all day with the proper equipment and haven't caught
    anything, but you have a pile of fish. How do you do it?"

    The kid replies "Moo mafta meep mor mirms morm!"

    "I beg your pardon?"

    (The kid spits the contents of his mouth into his hand)
    "You have to keep your worms warm!"
    "Life is too important to be taken seriously." - Oscar Wilde
    2010 SX4 Hatchback, CVT, added rear aux power socket, trailer hitch.
    -};>~

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    Mom, what's for lunch today?
    Nothing, my son.
    But we had nothing yesterday and the day before.
    Well, I cooked for 3 days.
    ʇı ɟo ǝʇnuıɯ ʎɹǝʌǝ ʎoظuǝ ı 'ʎʇıuɐsuı ɯoɹɟ ɹǝɟɟns ʇuop ı

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    "Mommy, Mommy! Look how fast Daddy can run!"-said the son.

    "Shut up and reload!!"-replied Mommy...
    Yes, that is, in fact, a Squirrel driving a Ferrari...

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    Boy: The principal is so dumb!

    Girl: Do you know who I am?

    Boy: No...

    Girl: I am the principal's daughter!

    Boy: Do you know who I am?

    Girl: No...

    Boy: Good! *Walks away*

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    Great joke, thank you, I laughed heartily!

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